P. Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion

“Sean “P. Diddy” Combs has been sued in Los Angeles Superior Court by Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, 31, who claims Diddy caused the 9/11 terrorist attacks, fathered a son with her—now age 23, named Cornelius—and stole a poker chip belonging to her that was worth “100 zillions of dollars.” Other defendants cited in the lawsuit are Kim Porter, Diddy’s ex-girlfriend, and Rodney King, the victim of an assault by LAPD officers in 1991. Turks is suing for $900 billion in child support and $100 billion in lost wages. The case is set to be heard January 31.”